NaDave Aussie: March 6-9 (Reef - Part 2) & March 14-15

Sunday March 8

We were up at 6am again, and then drove to the nearby beach to eat breakfast.  Pretty views all around.  We then drove back into town, 1st stopping at a small waterfall hike to stretch our legs.  We got to Shute Harbour and met our water taxi to head out to Nari Beach.  We rented kayaks, so we slogged those onto the boat as well.  The awesome thing about Nari beach (onWhitsunday Island), is that its only accessible by boat at high tide!  And, there are only 6 campers allowed at once, and since it was off-season, we were the only ones there!

We got dropped off at 11am, and setup camp under our own palm tree (for real!).  We spent the rest of the day exploring the surrounding bush and shoreline, snorkeling the reef just off our beach, and also kayaked around.  We saw a sting ray, crabs, and some jumping fish.  While snorkeling, Dave was stung by jellyfish on the neck!

As the sun started to set, we soaked it all in.  The crazy sounds of the forest, the spectacular colors in the sky...we had our own beach, with own campsite under a palm tree, on in island off Australia for a night...wow!

Breakfast at Conway Beach

Camping under a palm tree at Nari Beach

Dave stung by a jellyfish

Sunset Views from Nari Beach

Monday March 9

The sun was up again at 6am (that thing is never late!) and kayaked over to Sawmill Beach, for a hike up to the tallest point in the islands, WhitsundayPeak.  And the hike kicked our butts!  They were correct in saying its not an easy hike.  The air was dead and humid, and our energy levels were a little low.  When we got the top, Nadine had to ring her shirt out, it was that sweaty!

But the views (and the breeze) from the top were worth it.  The perspective of the islands was incredible.  We shared some romantic, melted trail mix for a snack & headed back down the trail.  On the way back, we came across a Goanna Lizard.  Very cool!  We then hopped back into our kayaks, got back to camp, & ate lunch.  During the final hour before pickup back to the mainland, Dave decided to snorkel & Nadine explored with the kayak.  A sailboat showed up & anchored offshore, which meant we had neighbors!  But we soon left, and let the next group enjoy the amazing-ness of Nari Beach. 

We got back Port Airlie, hopped in the car, drove straight to Mackay, and arrived with 1 hr to spare before our plane departed.  We made it all the way back to Melbourne on-time.  We checked the weather to find another cyclone forming and nearing the reef later that week.  What great timing for us that the weather held out!

View atop Whitsunday peak

Dave snorkeling off Nari Beach

Kayak selfie!

Sat Mar 15 & Sun Mar 16

The week following the Reef was the most intense work week for each of us.  Nadine spent some 16 hr days running samples, and Dave's right wrist started to hurt from so much data analysis.  But our projects are moving along nicely (even though it sounds like we never work :-) )

The 3/14 weekend was terribly unflashy, and mostly about prepping for Dave's parents to arrive and spend the following weekend in Melbourne.  But Saturday morning we did get up early to go surfing down in Torquay.  It was a chilly morning, as you could see our breath on the bike ride down.  It was a tough morning for surf, as Nadine got smacked in the leg by her board (big ole bruise) and Dave was struggling to find managable surf for NaDave.  We spent more time paddling than surfing.  But overall, it was a surf morning in Aussie!

Nadine then headed straight to work from Torquay to complete her last 6 hrs of samples, and Dave went home to run errands.  The rest of the evening we planned out our NZ trip (with wine of course)! 

Sunday was super exciting, as we each completed our US taxes, and caught up on things.  There was a Formula 1 race in Melbourne that we hoping to go to (bc we want to catch every sport we can while we are here!), but we just had too many things to care of.  The ides of March were now behind us, but so was the 1st half of our Aussie experience.  We had now entered the back half of our fellowship.

**The next couple of weekends will be spent with Dave's parents.  They arrive later today in Melbourne!!!  We are very excited!  Wooooo!**

NaDave Aussie: March 6-9 (Whitsunday Islands/Great Barrier Reef) (Part 1)

It was Labor Day weekend for the State of Victoria, so we had a Monday holiday.  As a result, we took advantage by planning our trip to the Reef!  Luckily, Category 4 Cyclone Marcia passed by the week before and missed theWhitsunday Islands, so there was no damage to where were heading.

Friday March 6

We met up at Melbourne Airport for our 6pm departure.  Nadine took a relaxed shuttle & Dave was dropped off by his housemates.  After enjoying some free wine tasting in the airport, we boarded our 1st flight to Brisbane.  Then after a quick layover, we arrived into Mackay at 930p.  We stepped off the plane and knew we were in a tropical area.  The humidity made it feel like Mississippi...which was oddly comforting for each of us : )

We picked up our rental car and drove ~45 mins until we found a place to camp.   We headed straight to bed, since we still needed to drive 1 hour to Airlie Beach, where we needed to board our Reef boat trip at 730am.  The air was humid and dead, and we stuck to the top of our sleeping bags like flies on fly-paper.

Saturday March 7

The sun surprisingly came up at 6am, so we took down camp in the daylight.  We drove straight to Airlie Beach, but along the way, the landscape looked similar to images of Vietnam/South Pacific.  Large farming fields, with mountains surrounding.  Very scenic and colorful way to start the day.

We arrived on time (yup, no story this time!) and hopped straight up to the top deck of our Cruise Whitsundays boat.  We slopped on our sun cream, as it was a blue bird day!  From Port of Airlie, we 1st boated over to Hamilton Island to pick up a 2nd set of passengers.  From there we boated through the islands, and out to the reef!

As we arrived, the water color was a pretty light blue, and we boated up to a pontoon.  We off-loaded and headed straight for the snorkel gear!  (They offered a bunch of other services on the boat...scuba, heli-tours, massages, guided snorkels..but kept our wallet closed and noses in the water!)   We suited up, hopped in, and then were blown away at what we saw.  Fish everywhere.  All colors, shapes, sizes.  Huge sea clams & oysters.  Along with hard & soft coral.  Unexpectedly, the tide current was pretty strong, so if you were still in the water, you were pushed at a pretty good rate.  (We each had waterproof cameras, so we have pictures & video galore

After 1.5 hrs, we came in and ate lunch.  We nursed our toe blisters and sore faces (from the snorkel gear), but then slopped on more sunscreen, and headed out for another 1.5 hrs trip.  We had to finish up by 3pm, so we didn't waste any time.  The 2nd trip was a little better for each of us, as we got used to our gear.  But nothing got old, the reef is so AWESOME!

At 3pm, we headed back into the Whitsundays & saw a dolphin along the way.  We arrived 1st to Hamilton Island, then back to Port of Airlie.  We then headed to a grocery store, got the NaDave classics (bread, pb, hummus, trail mix, & wine), and found a free dinner bench across the street from a pub with live music outdoors.  We then drove to Conway Beach to set up camp, and get ready for our Whitsunday Island camping trip!!

The boat we took to Hardy Reef

Hardy Reef Map

Big fish, little fish, yellow fish, blue fish!

Feeding Frenzy

Hardy Reef Pontoon

NaDave all suited up!

NaDave underwater

Nadine with a Humphead wrasse fish

Sea Clam!

View from the Pontoon, down the snorkel area

NaDave Aussie: Feb 25-Mar 1 (Conference, Air Show, Festivals & Rowing)

It was a short week after Sydney, as Nadine & I were invited to present posters on our PhD work at a conference hosted by Deakin University in Geelong.

Wed Feb 25

After an early work day, Dave traveled via train to Geelong and arrived ~5p.  We walked over to the hotel where the conference was held, and got there just as the session began.  We had a great time discussing our research with other researchers, as well as networking with academics & industry partners.  Also, our program director from Southern Miss was there (Dr Wiggins) and he was very pleased to see us representing USM at the conference.  Dave also got the chance to meet the Deakin professor he almost wrote his Australia proposal with (if the proposal with Dr Fuss fell through)

After the session, we joined Dr Wiggins for dinner and drinks at a nearby pub, and also met a group of Boeing PhD Engineers.  We strolled home with full bellies & an Australian conference on our resumes!

Nadine, Dr. Kzeminski, Dr. Wiggins, Dr. Tucker

Thurs Feb 26

The day was geared around tours.  After Dave called his Mom to wish her a Happy 60th Bday (woo!), Nadine gave Dave a tour of the Deakin Sports Engineering facilities.  We saw all the labs and met several people (from around the globe!).  Deakin is quite an impressive campus, and will be making noise inthe upcoming future.

We then met up with the conference group and joined them for their planned social event at a local brewery.  After some conversations & tasty brews, we caught the bus back into town.  On the way home, we found a new pub that was starting their Trivia night.  So we popped in, struggled to answer even the most obvious Aussie questions, and then finally continued on home.

Poem at Brewery

Fri Feb 27

Today was the final day of the conference, and it was held at the Australia Int'l Air Show.  Everyone from the conference was given free tickets, so of course we joined in!  We toured the planes, walked around the trade show, and hit up the free lunch.  It was then time for the true Airshow to being, which was highlighted by 'experiencing' the F-18s take off & fly around.  Very exhilarating!

The wind picked up and the dark clouds rolled in, so we caught a bus back into Geelong.  We quickly stopped home to change clothes, and then headed to a local Nightjar Festival.  As the sun went down, the festival lit up!  There were also live bands, and after a little wine, Nadine & I were dancing to a local blues musician.

USA at Air Show!

Air Show

Nightjar Festival

Sat Feb 28

We woke up at 630am to head to Torquay beach for surfing!  The waves were calm, but were plenty to surf on.  Nadine tried out a hard board for the 1st time & it was a success.  Both of us were surfing waves in Australia!

For the afternoon, we headed to the Sustainable Hook & Vine festival.  It was full of seafood, wineries with tastings, and live local music again.  Sure enough, we were dancing until the end.  We then biked home before the sun went down & right before a thunder shower!  What a sustainable day...biking, surfing, wine & local food.

Surfer Girl

Surfer Dude

Nadine gettin' that free wine!

Huge Prawns at Hook & Vine

Sun Mar 1

To cap off our long weekend, Nadine had the awesome idea to sign up for our 1st rowing lesson.  There was a local rowing club on a nearby river, so we biked over for a 930am lesson.  We knew that rowing coordination was tough, but we now have a totally new appreciation.

We shared a 4 person boat with a lady Aussie that said it best "Isn't rowing terribly British?"  Also, our teacher was Peter from the UK, and he was a delight.  So proper!  Nadine & I had a blast and were finally getting the hang of it by the end...maybe we'll try a two person boat next time!

We biked home for lunch & then firmed up our plans for the Great Barrier Reef next weekend!  The forecast said no Cyclones & plenty of sun!

Rowing Club & River

NaDave Aussie: Feb 21/22 (Sydney)

Nadine & I were wondering how/where we'd be able to fit a trip to Sydney...we knew we'd only be able to spend a weekend there because of how we decided to prioritize our trips/holidays

We had the plans for Sydney figured out, but just needed to pull the trigger...some plans changed around, so we made a quick move to head to Sydney by overnight train!

Friday Feb 20

Nadine and I met comfortably at the downtown train station on Friday evening for our 8pm departure to Sydney.  We each packed one backpack, some food/dinner, and our neck pillows.

Now when I saw overnight train, I imagine everyone thinks a sleeper car with a bed.  Well this train had those, but they were too $$$.  The trains were however running a special in February to ride in economy (w/ student discount) for $60 one-way.  So we each booked a round-trip ticket for $120 total!  And since it was overnight, we didn't need to book a hotel either night.  But we did need our eye shades, our survival bag-o-wine, and low expectations

 Our Travel & Sleeping Accommodations

Saturday Feb 21

The train was quiet and the sleeping was manageable (similar to sleeping on a flight, but a little more leg room).  We were 10 minutes outside Sydney station, and then the train stopped.  There was a freight train on our tracks, so we were stuck!  We were suppose to arrive at 650am & then connect to a regional train at 715am (to the Blue Mtns).  We ended up rolling in at 715am, and then bolted off the train.  Good thing Nadine had her ears perked, bc she heard that the train we needed to catch was running late on Track 1.  So we ran into the ticket center, booked 2 tickets, then jumped on.  If things just ran on smoothly time...there'd be no need for these long stories :-P 

We then rode a regional train to Katoomba, home of the Blue Mtns, and arrived at 930a.  The day before, the forecast said clear and sunny, but we had no such luck.  It was drizzly with the visibility of a 'bed sheet over your head'.  (See the picture).  We still hiked to some waterfalls, which was real nice, but there was nothing to be seen in the valley.  So we cut this part of the trip short by 2-3 hrs.  We hopped on the 130p train back into Sydney, and decided instead to get more time in the city.

We got back into Sydney at 330p, and headed straight to a nearby 4pm Hot Vinyasa yoga class.  The studio was awesome & the class was great (especially after all the trains).  We then headed to a local pub voted top local beers (it was a rugby bar too!), and then stopped for a quick drink & tacos at a mexican dive bar (even Nadine couldn't handle the 'Slow Death' hot sauce).

We then headed to check-in at the YHA Sydney. It was the first hostel experience for each of us!   We each shared a 6-person room (Nadine all ladies; Dave all guys).  It was like freshmen year all over again...3 bunk beds & tight quarters.

We then headed back out to pig out on some local Thai food and then walk over to see the Chinese New Year decorations in Chinatown.  We then set our alarms for 6am, to get an early start on our Bridge day!

Blue Mountains Postcard

Blue Mountains Visibility

Leura Cascades

Chinese New Year

Sunday Feb 22

We both woke up hot, sweating, & in a daze (this a hostel remember, not a Holiday Inn).  Our bodies wanted more sleep, but it was time to start the day!  We each crept out of our 'dorm rooms' at 630a, and then caught a subway towards to the North Sydney bridge.

Dave was like a little kid on Christmas morning when we got to the subway stop.  This pool might be the most famous in the pool & the weather was sunny!    I could talk for hours about the pool...but there's nothing quite like doing backstroke and seeing the Sydney Harbor Bridge!  Wow!  We swam and got pictures for an hour & then hopped on the subway to catch our 10am BridgeClimb booking.

We got our tickets, finished our leftover Thai food from last night for breakfast, then got suited up to climb the bridge.  We marched up through the guts of the bridge and onto the top.  What an awesome experience & an amazing view (reminder: we sent our pics/vids in an earlier email).

We then rented bikes to cruise around the city.  We went to Hyde Park, Oxford St (LGBT part of town), the Sydney sports stadiums, a laneway with birdcages, the Botanical Gardens and ended the day down at the Opera house.  We had enough time here to exhale and take in the harbor & bridge on a park bench as the sun was setting low in the day.

We then hoofed back to the train station, only to be blocked off by the Chinese New Year parade!  AHH!  We had to creatively circum-navigate back to the train station, but made our 830p departure.  What a day!  How did do we do it?

North Sydney Olympic Pool

Dave mesermized by the bridge

Nadine Swimming

Birdcage Laneway

Steps of Sydney Opera House

Dave tackling a rugby statue outside the stadium

Monday Feb 23

We each slept much harder on the train ride back to Melbourne (as expected).  We were 10 mins away from the train station, when again, the train stopped.  An unknown package was found on the tracks, so we had to wait an hr to be cleared!  We rolled into downtown Melbourne, each made our connections, and made it into work Monday morning....just as if nothing exciting had happened over the weekend  :-)

NaDave Aussie: Feb 14/15 (Cricket)

It's been almost a month since my last travel log (Feb 11), so its time to catch up!

Heading into Nadine's 29th Birthday weekend & Valentine's Day, we had plans to head back into Melbourne to catch a World Cup Cricket match...we also finally got paid for the first time on Feb 13, so we had $$ to do things again!  Hooray!

Feb 14 

So our Saturday morning started with a quiet plan to hit up Melbourne & then head to the Cricket match....but as Robert Frost once said "The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected".

We each boarded trains ~7am headed into downtown Melbourne (Nadine starting in Geelong & Dave starting in Bundoora).  We each woke up to some heavy rain & we quickly found out that rain means delayed and canceled trains.  Nadine arrived into downtown about an hour late, but that seemed tame compared to Dave's trip.  For Dave, his 1st subway line went about 5 stops, then stopped b/c the line was shut down.  They had courtesy buses to take people into downtown, but buses don't allow bikes (as Dave learned from his flat tire experience) so Dave then biked 4 miles over to the other subway line (inthe rain), hoping that that line was running.  Sure enough, that line was shut down too.  So Dave said "screw this" and decided to just hoof it downtown on his bike.  He got another flat tire ~5 minutes away from the train station where Dave & Nadine were going to originally meet.  So instead Dave headed to a nearby bike shop, and got the flat repaired.  Nadine met Dave at the bike shop and then we gave each other a big "Birthday & Valentine's Day" hug after a stressful morning (public transit is great, but man, do we miss having a vehicle!)

After re-setting ourselves, we headed to the South Melbourne Market, less touristy & a little more intimate than the Queen Victoria market we had visited the weekend prior.  We bought some food, had a little picnic, and just took inthe market.  We then headed to a bar that sits under a bridge on the Yarra River & grabbed a pre-Cricket match beverage.  We could see the MCG stadium from the pub & also the large crowds of locals wearing Aussie Yellow & Green. 

It was then time to head our first Cricket match!  And it was a World Cup match!  AND it was Australia vs England!!  These are loving rivals, like older brother (ENG) vs younger brother (AUS).  The stadium was packed with 80,000 people!  I can explain Cricket later, but after 7-8 hrs, the Australians won!  The weather was great, the crowds were a hoot, and two sports engineers that arein love couldn't be happier spending Valentine's Day enjoying a new sport.  I hate to say it, but we are now Cricket fans!

We then hopped a night train to Geelong, shared a pizza for dinner, and had a few glasses of wine & several laughs after a long day.

Our valentine's day picnic (with wine in a paper cup)

drinks at the pub under the bridge

view from our seats at the cricket match

we snuck down tothe lower bowl!  the stadium is huge!

action shot!

Feb 15

Dave woke up early and headed to Torquay to surf for his 3rd timae in Aussie, while Nadine needed to stay back and finish some PhD work.  Dave got back from Torquay in the afternoon, and then NaDave headed out on a Boat tour of the Geelong Bay (with a 2-for-1 coupon of course!)  There were drinks, snacks, and a blues band that sounded great!  The guitarist even started playing with an empty beer bottle!

We also got a recommendation from a local for a back-alley dessert shop, so on our way home, we stopped there and had some amazing Ice Tea & a sampler of their cakes.  So Delicious!

Two drinks on the boat cruise (holding Nadine's drink, of course!)

Guitarist playing with a beer bottle

As usual, it was an eventful NaDave weekend, but another great one!

NaDave Aussie: 31/32 (Cycling Race) & 38/39 (Melbourne)

After our action-packed weekend in Tassie...we decided to take it slow & spend a couple weekends staying in one place (1 in Geelong & 1 in Melbourne).  We knew we could both use the R&R, and our wallets also needed the break!

We found out that Cadel Evans (the Lance Armstrong of Australia) was having his final ride in Geelong on Sunday, Feb 1st.  There would be a Men's professional bike race, with riders from the Tour de France, riding near Nadine's Apartment!  There would also be a Pro Women's race on Saturday, as well as all the fanfare that goes with a big sporting event.

Also, Nadine's roommate Pearl (who owns a little store & an apartment indowntown Melbourne) offered to let Nadine & I stay in her apartment over the weekend for FREE.  How awesome!  We saw it as a sign to celebrate Nadine's 29th birthday early!  As a result, we made plans to explore Melbourne....which included a dance class, a professional soccer match, and the local market

Saturday Jan 31 (Day 31)

In the late morning, we walked to downtown Geelong to the Start/Finish line of the bike race.  We saw the start of Pro Women's ride & then walked around the festival.  We wandered around the booths & each got some free souvenirs.  On the walk back to Nadine's apartment, we popped into a local antique shop and looked around.  We then hustled home, packed a lunch, and hustled to a steep hill where the Women cyclists would ride by.  

As the riders got closer, it was like a parade!  Several vehicles came through to clear the road ahead of the riders & also 4 helicopters were in the sky for TV coverage to follow the peloton.  And then the 4 leaders came up the hill, followed by the rest of the riders.  Very awesome to watch all the ladies power up the hill.

We then headed back and looked for a local pub to watch Serena Williams inthe Women's Aussie Open Final play against Maria Sharapova.  (It was extra neat bc Serena is USA and we saw Maria when went to the Open on Jan 19).  We found the biggest sports bar in town, bought a pitcher of their coldest beer, and sat among the locals.  We watched Serena win the Championship...and also saw the Australian National Soccer team win the Asian Cup, so the crowd at the bar was super rowdy!

Start of the Womens Ride

How steep the hill is

Sunday Feb 1 (Day 32)

On Sunday, we headed out to the same spot on bike route to watch the Men climb the hill.  They did four laps at the end of the race, so we got to watch them go by 4 times.  We moved to the other side of the road...and they were sooo close we could have touched them!  We saw Cadel up close & also saw the pain on all their faces.  We also saw some of riders that were in an earlier crash ride by...their mega road rash made you give them instant respect.

Cadel up close

Men Ride up the hill

Friday Feb 6 (Day 37)

We met at the Melbourne train station and then walked 5 minutes to Pearl's apartment (right by the station, wow!).  Up the elevator we went to the 44th floor, and had an amazing view of the skyline & Melbourne Bay shoreline.  

We got ready for Nadine's Bday gift (picked out by her)....a Bachata dance lesson!  It was a blast!  It was inside a small cocktail bar, and there were 10 total people.  Just enough to be a group, but not so many that you get lost.  Nadine fit right in after a couple minutes...and after some persistence, Dave got the hang of it too!  After the lesson, they played latin music, and we practiced our new dance.  We were the young, cute couple on the dance floor that looked a little stiff, but were laughing & smiling the whole time!

We then walked around the surrounding streets, bar hopped a little bit, and met a guy from California who wanted to talk about 'America'.  What a great night! 

View from Apt

Saturday Feb 7 (Day 38)

It was explore 'downtown Melbourne Day'.  We got breakfast at a cafe, wandered & window shopped around their "arcades" & gazed at the wall graffiti along their "laneways".  We then escaped the 95 degree heat at an awesome outdoor bar called 'Section 8' & listened to live band while drinking red Sangria.

We then headed to an inter-city rivalry soccer match, Melbourne Victory v Melbourne City.  It was Dave's first soccer match & the 40,000 crowd was very energetic!  Whenever Victory scored a goal, there would be open flame & smoke in the stands (whoa).  There was a skirmish on the field & a skirmish inthe crowd.  Because the game was 3-0 blowout at the end, Nadine & I snuck down to the lower bowl and sat 10 rows off the field in the final 5 minutes.

After the game, we headed for a local bar that was not-for-profit (shebeen).  All proceeds go to 3rd world countries.  We shared some white Sangria and Dave learned about a new drink for his future, the Espresso Martini (no vodka tho!).

Bachata dance lessons

Nadine Graffiti

Dave Graffiti

Section 8 bar

Victory Scores a Goal!

Sunday Feb 8 (Day 39)

We headed in the other direction of downtown, to the Queen Victoria Market.  A Melbourne staple.  We walked up and down every aisle & found out there's aNadine potatoe!  (Available all year round, nadine potatoes are an all-purpose potato....hehe)  We had samples of fresh fruit, bought some small bakery delights & tried some fresh bbq seafood.  Nadine resisted from buying shoes, handbags & dresses...while Dave saved his money to purchase a new bike tire (due to his blown tire on the Thursday before).

For lunch, we headed to the Ferdydurke pub bc they had free food (its also the name of a famous polish book).  And we GORGED out on the free food.  We stuffed our bellies so full, we had to walk home with our shoulders back!  We then packed up, said goodbyes (and few hugs & kisses too!) and headed homein opposite directions.

Queen Victoria Market - BBQ seafood

Monday Feb 9

Nadine came home in the evening to a HUGE spider...I'll let her tell you about it.

THE SPIDER was as big as my palm and could have borrowed my razor to shave its hairy legs!

The Story:

I came home from a long day and got out my USM work computer and some leftovers for dinner in the kitchen.  I sat down and out of the corner of my eye saw something on the wall beside/above me-- a HUGE spider.  I called Dave w/no answer (I think he was commuting and/or at yoga).  I then texted him "huge spider emergency call me right away!"  In the mean time I stared at the spider (lost my appetite!) and the spider stared back at me.  It was a spider-human stalemate. 

Dave called back 2-5 min later and I was in the same position, staring frightfully at 'Spidey.'  As soon as I heard Dave's voice, tears started streaming down my face and I said, "Everything is OK, but I'm just really afraid and I am home alone and I have to kill it!  Because if I don't, then I won't know where it is and it will just be in the house somewhere!"  We talked through it and I slowly inched away from the table, put on some running shoes and grabbed the Swiffer sweeper from the laundry room, keeping one eye on the furry infiltrator.  

With Dave on speakerphone, I stood on the chair and approached the spider from the side.  I warned Dave, "If you hear me screaming, it's OK.  I will scream because I'm scared, not because I'm hurt!"  Then I proceeded to hit and scream and hit and scream until the thing was dead.  It took 6 sincere hits with the swiffer to kill the spider.  

After it died, I took some pictures with my phone to prove my bravery!  My heart was racing.  Then I gave Spidey a burial at sea (i.e., toilet flush) to honor his efforts as a worthy adversary!  I have never seen a spider move that fast!  It was like lightning!  

So there ya go, the legend of the spider concludes.

Nadine